Brrrr. Iowa = Arctic

I like old school horror stories. They make me super happy, not gonna lie. I'm a little emo I guess, that way. Halloween is pretty fun... I just wish it weren't so cold all the effing time. Like, I remember that in Texas, I could be a genie for Halloween---like, basically the costume would consist of a leotard, and some cool fabric that just hung off of the leotard... And I never once got cold. I wish Iowa was like that too. But, it's not. And instead, if I decide to go out and do anything remotely fun, I'm basically going to have to wear a parka. Damn. Maybe I'll just be an eskimo for Halloween this year. Yeah, that sounds sweet.