it's kind of like i'm in the army

I am going commando today. Just sayin'.

I wasn't in the mood this morning to look super hard for my thong. It's probably in the sheets or something like that. I told him just to let me know when he found it, because I want it back. Maybe he'll be tutoring tonight, and he will have found it by then.

Wouldn't it be entertaining to get my thong back while I'm tutoring? I'd probably laugh. No, scratch that. I would laugh... hard.

As what's-her-face said in that one movie... You don't wear black underwear unless you want somebody to see it.

or take it off