Whatever, right? I came home today after my test, and she's talking to her mom or something. Kay, I don't care. She's usually in bed sometime around 3 or 4 in the morning. Kay, whatever. She climbed into bed at NINE. Okay, I'll watch presidential projections in someone else's room... I'll put off studying for physics until now, at 12:33 in the morning. Whatever.
I like the fact that she showers once a day. I'm not going to lie; that's probably more than I shower... lols. HOWEVER, I came back from watching presidential crap, and I'm getting ready to do physics, when I decide to take out my contacts.
*moseying on over to the sink*
There's a razor in the sink. no biggie. BUT THEN, I look closer, and there's other stuff in the sink too....
I MEAN HONESTLY.... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DISGUSTING!!!!!
She moved out of a single to live with me. GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS. I'm not brushing my teeth tonight....
A) I don't want to stare at the sink the whole time... I just know that it would happen.
B) I don't want to have to move her razor.
On second thought, I might just brush my teeth. I'll spit on her razor.
HER HAIR WAS IN MY SINK. AND I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT IT'S NOT HAIR FROM HER HEAD, EITHER.
She moved out of a single to live with me. GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS. I'm not brushing my teeth tonight....
A) I don't want to stare at the sink the whole time... I just know that it would happen.
B) I don't want to have to move her razor.
On second thought, I might just brush my teeth. I'll spit on her razor.

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