money for sex, WHAT?

My roommate should be a hooker.

It's not hard for her to say things, and not mean them AT ALL. For example, she told me she was moving out. She keeps saying it, and nothing is happening. Originally, she was going to move out Saturday night, and then she canceled her "moving time" declaration, and switched it to Sunday morning. Come noonish when she woke up, though, she still hadn't moved out, even though she clearly said she was moving out at 10 this morning. And then, I came back from pep band, and she STILL wasn't gone. So, she tells me that she's going to be talking to people to figure out where to move to... Like, she had a room picked out and everything, but now she's thinking that she might want to live off-campus.

I've even tried explaining this to her... If she lives off campus, she's going to have to fill out a lease and what not for a whole year. And, there's most likely not going to be much open. She's really not smart at all.

So, don't get the hooker analogy yet?

My roommate likes to tell me things that aren't true. Hookers tell people things that aren't true (aka anything the client wants to fricking hear)... And they get paid for it. My roommate doesn't need a degree in economics. She could make good money for doing something she does right now.

Too bad she is surprised people on this campus have sex.

Lol, do you think that means that she's not going to be a hooker?

Damn. I thought I'd make a great career consultant.